when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
and BAM
there was my brother
(Source: jon-snow, via manageable)
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t everything be like 10 dollars
I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you
(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive, via piemepizza)
